Blog of the Dead: I Might Be a Zombie

18 June, 2005

Folks, if lack of brain functionality is a prerequisite for zombiehood I am well on my way to zombification.

The answer to which of the following zombological questions is the most relevant for survival:
	In what sense (if any) are zombies considered biologically alive?
	Is Romero-Fulci disease viral?
	How much does rigor mortis effect zombies?
	Do zombies retain any memory (even if purely instinctual)?
	To what extent do zombies have sensory perceptions?
	If zombies are undead, do they retain human dignity?
	Is solanum found in any bodily fluids other than saliva?

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