24 June, 2005

Zombie Survival Poll Results

And now the moment I know you've all been waiting for. Over the last week or so we've had a poll up (that's still up and will be coming down ASAP) that asked the following question:

In the event of a zombie outbreak where would you retreat to?

The results are in:

A small, deserted island - 31%
A small, sparsely populated town - 31%
An offshore oil rig - 25%
Alcatraz - 13%
A large city - 0%

First, I'd like to point out that I'm proud that our audience is zombie-informed enough to not have a single person choose "A large city". Next, I'll point out that my view is that a small, sparsely populated town is the way to go. This is obviously the subject of some debate. And lastly I'd like to thank everyone who participated in our poll and hope you'll continue to participate in the future.


Blogger wwinkler said...

I would have to say that a small deserted ilsand wouldnt be the best place to be. Lets look at this article :

Key West, Florida, 1935

Key West, 1935: Zombie
bodies prepared for disposal
On Labor Day, September 2, 1935, a major hurricane bore down on the Florida Keys, a string of islands separating the Gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic Ocean. The hurricane, one of only two Category 5 storms ever recorded in the United States, made landfall at Key West, the most populous of the keys. As day turned to night, heavy rains and winds of over 150 miles an hour rolled over the island, destroying virtually everything standing. Amid the destruction, infected rats began roaming the island, and by morning, the first of the zombies appeared. Many islanders mistook the zombies for dazed hurricane survivors and the plague spread across the island like wildfire. To make matters worse, the roads and bridges connecting the keys to the mainland had been washed out by the storm. The islanders had no way to escape. Scores of people drowned when they chose to leap into the choppy surf rather than face the voracious zombies.

Within days, FVZA troops from all over the south converged on Key West in a variety of sea craft. They established a beachhead on the south side of the island and went about the process of extermination. It took three weeks to secure the island. A total of 3500 people were infected and destroyed, an enormous number considering that there was a zombie vaccine available at this time.

I would like to be in a small town during an outbreak. There are less possibilites for human transformation, and there are smaller numbers of "Governmental Police Forces" i.e. Cops and such, so you are free to use any means nescesary without the local police trying to get in the way.

12:01 PM, June 24, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a lie i did my reseach on this day and not once did zombies come into the mix

12:55 PM, October 12, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bio warfare in hawauii used xombies virus to get the real estate . bio warfare is being used on us all every day the UN the CDC the CIA you name them they are against righteous life. they have another GOD oil gold and drugs. the only thing they need people for its to buy them after that we are parts is parts. i fear that those who dont have god in their life and jesus christ as their saVIOR WILL SOOON SEE THAT ALL WE HOLD AS SECUURITY IS GONE AND ALL WE CALL PEACE AND HOPE GOING THE WAY OF THE RAPTURE, GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MAY ALMIGHTY GOD HAE YOU IN I=HIS BOSOM BEOFRE THE FALL OF THE OURATEARTH COMES ,

6:53 AM, October 26, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah is there another site w stuff like this on there? ima lil bit skeptic as in just bc i see this stuff on one site i dont believe it...but i also believe theres alot the government doesnt tell us...if theres another site lemme know

7:08 PM, November 08, 2011  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Friends Advanced Rabies + cdjv2 = ZOMBIES look up both, and theyre symptoms....

10:25 AM, February 14, 2012  

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